I have a black friend who is a prominent bodybuilder....

His name is Arnold Schwarzenigger!

(rim shot!)

It's so fuckin beautiful out today. Temps in the mid 70s, a little breezy. Perfect weather! Too bad im too pissed off to enjoy it...

OH YESSS YEEEESSS MASSA!!!

I actually agree with......wait for it.....wait for it................wait for it........................A DUMBMOCRATIC CONGRESSMAN!!!!

Congressman Erik Massa is 10000% right! Close the fucking border already!! I don't wanna get fuckin pig AIDS.

http://www.stargazette.com/article/20090429/NEWS01/904290339/1117

BLACKOUT!!

For the past few hours, most of my town has been without power. Apparently a manhole explosion is the cause....hahaha

Thank fuckin god my laptop still works and I have my awesome portable DVD player!

Mr. Chocolate Face

Watch this priceless video of a Turkish anchor reporting on Yobama....in blackface!!!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/08/turkish-anchor-reports-on_n_184613.html

Ah...reminds me of last Halloween! ;)

If u eat shit, will food come out your ass?

THINK ABOUT THAT!!!!

Gotta Love the Predators!

LOS ANGELES (AFP) — A six-month campaign of Predator strikes in Pakistan has seriously damaged the Al-Qaeda structure there, forcing militants to turn on one another as they search for culprits, The Los Angeles Times reported Saturday.
Citing unnamed US intelligence and counter-terrorism officials, the newspaper said on its website that the pace of the attacks has increased dramatically after the administration of former president George W. Bush made last August a previously undisclosed decision to abandon the practice of obtaining permission from the Pakistani government before launching strikes from the unmanned aircraft.
Since the end of August, the CIA has carried out at least 38 Predator strikes in northwest Pakistan, compared to 10 reported attacks in 2006 and 2007 combined, the report said. And the Obama administration is set to continue the strikes.
"This last year has been a very hard year for them," the paper quotes a senior US counter-terrorism official as saying of Al-Qaeda militants. "They're losing a bunch of their better leaders. But more importantly, at this point they're wondering who's next."
The official also said that Al-Qaeda leaders in Pakistan "have started hunting down people who they think are responsible" for security breaches.
"People are showing up dead or disappearing," the official added.
According to The Times, the stepped-up Predator campaign has killed at least nine senior Al-Qaeda leaders and dozens of lower-ranking operatives.....

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i9XHNzECd-rofaOwjiq5F_6vCMrQ