Iniguration Day

I would rather put my balls in a fucking blender than watch Barack Obama's iniguration.

I would rather have a junkie inject AIDS into my ass with a filthy needle than watch Barack Obama's iniguration.

I would rather have sex with all The Golden Girls, including the dead one than watch Barack Obama's iniguration.

I would rather rip the skin off my dickhead with a rusty canopener than watch Barack Obama's iniguaration.

I would rather take a bath in a tub full of monkey shit than watch Barack Obama's iniguration.

Hope and Change my ass. I wish him the WORST. I hope he fucking FAILS miserably!