The Hippies are Coming!! The Hippies are COMING!!!

Phish is performing in my town tonight! NOOOOOOOO!!! There are fucking smelly dirty hippies everywhere!! It's an INFESTATION!!!!!

I'm barricading myself in my bedroom with my rifle!

Godspeed...

Summer Update

I went to New Hampshire, went to a KoRn concert, had several parties including a big Memorial Day barbecue, walked 55 miles....



Summer just began and im already fucking exhausted!

The world would be a much better place if people cared less about shit I don't give a FUCK about!!!

Extreme Shrinkage!!!!

I just went in the pool for the first time this year.....it was FUCKING FREEZING!!!!! The water could not have been more than 45 degrees! I'm suffering fom a MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR case of shrinkage right now!!

THE SUMMER OF TOMMY 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE SUMMER OF TOMMY 2 HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONCERTS, BARBECUES, BONFIRES, BEACHES, VACATIONS, AMUSEMENT PARKS ETC....

Why do lesbians spend so much time at restauraunts?

Cuz they love eating out!!

A new controversial restauraunt is opening that has animal sperm on the menu!...

It's called Jizznos!

Movietime

I usually don't start a long movie this late at night but what the fuck....It's not like I have something to get up early for.

I'm watching the Brad Pitt movie The Curviest Cock in Benjamin's Butthole. Hopefully, it's not a waste of 3 hours....

It's OFFICIAL

I'm in shorts and sandals!!!!

THERE IS NO GOING BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!

This is what speaking the truth can get u nowadays....



Radio talk show host Jay Severin suspended for comments about Mexicans...



Conservative WTTK radio host Jay Severin was suspended indefinitely today after making offensive remarks about illegal aliens and the swine flu, sources tell the Herald.
Severin was shocked to learn about the suspension, the sources said, as the station had been using those same remarks in on-air promos.
Heidi Raphael, a spokeswoman for station owner Greater Media, confirmed Severin’s suspension saying the station would have no further comment.
“We’re going to sit down with the station soon,” said Severin’s agent and attorney, George Tobia. “I am confident that everything will be resolved and Jay will be back on the air doing great radio soon....



http://news.bostonherald.com/business/media/view.bg?articleid=1169247



Jay is fucking awesome! I've been listening to him for 9 years now. They need to reinstate him and apologize immediately.

I have a black friend who is a prominent bodybuilder....

His name is Arnold Schwarzenigger!

(rim shot!)

It's so fuckin beautiful out today. Temps in the mid 70s, a little breezy. Perfect weather! Too bad im too pissed off to enjoy it...

OH YESSS YEEEESSS MASSA!!!

I actually agree with......wait for it.....wait for it................wait for it........................A DUMBMOCRATIC CONGRESSMAN!!!!

Congressman Erik Massa is 10000% right! Close the fucking border already!! I don't wanna get fuckin pig AIDS.

http://www.stargazette.com/article/20090429/NEWS01/904290339/1117

BLACKOUT!!

For the past few hours, most of my town has been without power. Apparently a manhole explosion is the cause....hahaha

Thank fuckin god my laptop still works and I have my awesome portable DVD player!

Mr. Chocolate Face

Watch this priceless video of a Turkish anchor reporting on Yobama....in blackface!!!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/08/turkish-anchor-reports-on_n_184613.html

Ah...reminds me of last Halloween! ;)

If u eat shit, will food come out your ass?

THINK ABOUT THAT!!!!

Gotta Love the Predators!

LOS ANGELES (AFP) — A six-month campaign of Predator strikes in Pakistan has seriously damaged the Al-Qaeda structure there, forcing militants to turn on one another as they search for culprits, The Los Angeles Times reported Saturday.
Citing unnamed US intelligence and counter-terrorism officials, the newspaper said on its website that the pace of the attacks has increased dramatically after the administration of former president George W. Bush made last August a previously undisclosed decision to abandon the practice of obtaining permission from the Pakistani government before launching strikes from the unmanned aircraft.
Since the end of August, the CIA has carried out at least 38 Predator strikes in northwest Pakistan, compared to 10 reported attacks in 2006 and 2007 combined, the report said. And the Obama administration is set to continue the strikes.
"This last year has been a very hard year for them," the paper quotes a senior US counter-terrorism official as saying of Al-Qaeda militants. "They're losing a bunch of their better leaders. But more importantly, at this point they're wondering who's next."
The official also said that Al-Qaeda leaders in Pakistan "have started hunting down people who they think are responsible" for security breaches.
"People are showing up dead or disappearing," the official added.
According to The Times, the stepped-up Predator campaign has killed at least nine senior Al-Qaeda leaders and dozens of lower-ranking operatives.....

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i9XHNzECd-rofaOwjiq5F_6vCMrQ

FINALLY!!!!!

SPRING IS HERE!!!!!!!! FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!

I was days away from hanging myself if this goddamn weather didn't change!!

This has to be said...

Anyone who thinks Michelle Obama is good looking has to be fucking blind!

The broad looks like Homer Simpson buttfucked a camel.

HOW THE HELL

DID THEY FIT BOTH OPRAH WINFREY AND MICHELLE OBAMA ON THE SAME MAGAZINE COVER?!?!?! DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!

That's a whole lotta burnt fuckin beef!

Do black women like getting the shit kicked out of them or what?

Tina Turner was with Ike for over 20 years, Whitney Houston kept going back to Bobby Brown, and now Rhianna is with Chris Brown again recording a fuckin love duet!!

Dumb bitches deserve what they get....

WORST FUCKING HOLIDAY

EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S ME!!!!

Okay....so here are my excuses for not posting in almost a month...

* I'm a lazy motherfucker!
* I've been sick with the BirdFluSARSSuperAIDS virus for the past 2 weeks.

But mostly because pain in the balls blogspot hasn't let me log in lately!! Assfucks!!

Luckily, everything is working fine now. I don't know what the hell was a matter with it before. But you can expect a brand new kick ass post from me tomorrow!

Iniguration Day

I would rather put my balls in a fucking blender than watch Barack Obama's iniguration.

I would rather have a junkie inject AIDS into my ass with a filthy needle than watch Barack Obama's iniguration.

I would rather have sex with all The Golden Girls, including the dead one than watch Barack Obama's iniguration.

I would rather rip the skin off my dickhead with a rusty canopener than watch Barack Obama's iniguaration.

I would rather take a bath in a tub full of monkey shit than watch Barack Obama's iniguration.

Hope and Change my ass. I wish him the WORST. I hope he fucking FAILS miserably!

Martin Loser King Day

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one that had a dream got his fucking brains blown out.

Tommy's Facebook

My Facebook page. ADD ME OR DIE!!!

http://profile.to/tommyizasicko


I'll try to be less of a lazy son of a bitch next week and update this blog more.

Ahh....

I really want to post something but I have no idea what the fuck to write about. So I guess it's time for another edition of The iPod Shuffle Game. Actually, it's not really a game at all...in fact, it's a pointless waste of time. But I have nothing better to do, so im gonna press shuffle on my iPod 20 times and see what songs come up....

Here we go niggerlickers!

1.Combat by The Deftones
2.A Welcome Burden by Disturbed
3.Breaking the Law by Judas Priest
4.Mourning by Tantric
5.Now I Lay Thee Down by Machinehead
6.Danger-Keep Away by Slipknot
7.Suffocate by Sevendust
8.Duhast by Rammstein
9.This is Not by Static X
10.Platinum by Orgy
11.Corona Radiata by NIN
12.Cyanide by Metallica
13.Ball Tongue by Korn
14.Unanswered by Suicide Silence
15.Raining Blood by Slayer
16.Cowboys from Hell by Pantera
17.Chinese Democracy by Guns N'Roses
18.Dirt Room by Blue October
19.Get Inside by Stone Sour
20.Have it Your Way by Mudvayne

Yay

GO JEWS!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhh....Get the popcorn, another war has broken out!!

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=ax9vcDT1ftts&refer=home

I hope they continue to rain those big nose rockets down on the terrorist scumfucks in Gaza for as long as it takes.