This Week in 'That's What She Said'....

Mom is on the phone talking to her friend about our cellar being flooded with rainwater.

Mom: My downstairs is all wet.

Tommy: That's What She Said!!

Dad is Xmas shopping for my step grandfather.

Tommy: Hurry up.

Dad: I'm hurrying! He's a tough person to shop for. It's hard....its really hard.

Tommy: That's What She Said!!

Dad and Mom are trying to suck up the water in the basement with a hose.

Dad: You have to stick it in that hole!
Tommy: That's What She Said!!

Aunt talking to my little cousin about a candle.

Aunt: Blow it...or im gonna blow it!
Tommy: That's What She Said!!

Grandmother warning me about my melting ice cream.

Grandmother: Lick it before it drips all over the place.

Tommy: That's What HE Said!!!!!!

Mom and sister are discussing how to cook a soft pretzel in the microwave.

Mom: The longer you put it in the harder it will get.

Ashley: Noooo...the longer you put it in the softer it will get.

Tommy: That's What She Said!!!

BONUS

Tommy: Ashley! ASH!! Hurry up! Come here now! Quick!!

Ashley: I'm coming...im coming...im coming! That's What He Said!!

(High Five Ash!)