What I got everyone for Christmas this year....
Mom: A two-headed twelve inch white dildo. (she can share it with a friend.)
Dad: A fatass blowup doll and a pink ball gag. (it was gag gift! HAHA!)
Sister: Penis erasers. (pass one out to everyone in her class.)
Grandmother: Anal beads. (Well...what did u want me to get her!?? A stupid fucking candle!?!)
God...I love Christmas!
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