I FUCKING LOVE that store! Seriously, who doesn't like the grand magical WalMart? Tell me someone who hates it and i'll bash their fucking skull in with a fucking hammer. It has EVERYTHING!!!!! E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where else in this country can u do your grocery shopping and a buy a new pair of Spiderman underwear and gun at the same time?!? It's also the only place in America where poor white trash rednecks and the smelly minorities they hate can come together and coexist! Amazing!!
Not only is the great WalMart unifying, it serves as a good therapist, too. If you suffer from low self-esteem or image problems all u have to do is step foot in the store and take a look around. I guarantee you by the time you leave you'll feel ALOT better about yourself. Truuuust me....
I could go on and on about the legendary WalMart, but I have to get to bed. I'm going there first thing tomorrow morning! I can't wait to friviously spend money I don't have on stupid shit I don't need!!
GOD BLESS WALMART!!!!!! GOD BLESS CAPITALISM!!!! FUCK SOCIALISM!!!!!!!
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