1.) I *ONLY* drink water!!! (pure, regular water...not the gross flavored hippie shit.)
2.) I was a penis for Halloween last year. (pics soon)
3.) I've had 12 video cameras in 5 years and 10 digital cameras in 4 years. (I beat the shit out of my equipment!)
4) I have one of the fattest fucking cats in the world! (again..pics soon, nigs.)
5.) As as preteen, I was the singer in 2 bands. We played mostly song parodies. ('Genitals Between Us' was a big hit for us.)
6.) I only wear funny, offensive t-shirts. (I have a 'My nuts are bigger than yours' squirrel tee set aside for funerals.)
7.) I have a bigass collection of Weekly World News papers. (America's ONLY good fucking newspaper, R.I.P.!)
8.) Every birthday I fill the bathtub with my presents and bathe myself in them. (I scrubbed my balls with a South Park DVD last year.)
9.) I was quoted in a local newspaper 10 years ago about Pokemon cards. (much like hot pants and Obamamania... it was just a stupid fucking fad.)
10.) I've eaten at Burger King every Wednesday for the past 6 years. (Fuck healthy eating!!!)
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