The Hippies are Coming!! The Hippies are COMING!!!

Phish is performing in my town tonight! NOOOOOOOO!!! There are fucking smelly dirty hippies everywhere!! It's an INFESTATION!!!!!

I'm barricading myself in my bedroom with my rifle!

Godspeed...

Summer Update

I went to New Hampshire, went to a KoRn concert, had several parties including a big Memorial Day barbecue, walked 55 miles....



Summer just began and im already fucking exhausted!

The world would be a much better place if people cared less about shit I don't give a FUCK about!!!

Extreme Shrinkage!!!!

I just went in the pool for the first time this year.....it was FUCKING FREEZING!!!!! The water could not have been more than 45 degrees! I'm suffering fom a MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR case of shrinkage right now!!

THE SUMMER OF TOMMY 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE SUMMER OF TOMMY 2 HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONCERTS, BARBECUES, BONFIRES, BEACHES, VACATIONS, AMUSEMENT PARKS ETC....

Why do lesbians spend so much time at restauraunts?

Cuz they love eating out!!

A new controversial restauraunt is opening that has animal sperm on the menu!...

It's called Jizznos!